We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
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I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
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Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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