I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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