Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
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So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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