didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
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I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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