I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
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I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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