Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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