i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
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Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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