Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
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whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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