I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
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