You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
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I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
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I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
there is puke in my bra ... again
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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