obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
This is the high leading the old right now
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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