So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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