is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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