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Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
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Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Never underestimate the power of titties
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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