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after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
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literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
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Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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