I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I think i got beer on your cat.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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