Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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