That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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