The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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