I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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