Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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your like the ambassador to my penis.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Randomize