Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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