I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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