There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
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He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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