wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Never underestimate the power of titties
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
