dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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