Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
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Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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