People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
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Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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