if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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