So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
