I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
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I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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