Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Tell her she can't have a vagina
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
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Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
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How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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