Reggie can tackle my bush.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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