im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
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The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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