Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
We're too hungover to prance.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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