Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
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You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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