i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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