Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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