the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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