He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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