so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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