you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
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He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
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doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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