Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
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I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
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It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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