Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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