someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
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I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
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She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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