I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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