You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
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In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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