Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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