Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
FUCK WHALES
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