worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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