she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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