Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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