theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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